“我(wǒ )的一生中只(🦀)害(hài )怕一件事(🏄),就是(shì )有一天(🚫),黑色(sè )会吞没(💞)红色。”
圣(🏕)诞节,米格(gé )兰(🅰)一(🈴)家发现全(quá(🛒)n )家已被神秘的(📰)金(jīn )属物质包围,但究(🚺)竟是什么,工业(🐑)事(🔜)故(gù )?恐(🏷)(kǒ(🥇)ng )怖袭击?核战(🆎)争(zhēng )?在电视(shì )机上(🤑)(shà(➡)ng )出现了“进一(🔃)步(bù )的指示”,他(🍀)(tā )们按照电视机的(de )指(🚏)示,展(zhǎn )开了(le )血(💰)腥(🔭)的屠杀…(💃)
不(😻)(bú )管这(zhè )导演(🐙)嗑了(le )什么很纯的,全(quá(🔻)n )部都要给你来(🐦)(lái )一点!在澳洲(🛺)这(zhè )座曾经被(🍟)称作(zuò(📅) )「无主之地」(🕯)((🕒)Terra Nullius)的大陆,历(🍅)(lì )史以前所未(🌟)见(jiàn )的观点重新诠释(🌤)(shì ):当《疯狂麦(🌋)(mà(🤯)i )斯》末日场(🍜)景(🧦)成(chéng )为难民拘(❄)(jū )留地(dì ),食人羊成为(🙇)反(🏘)(fǎn )殖民叛乱(🏔)(luàn )份子(zǐ ),《沙漠(🚻)妖姬》与电视剧(jù )《请(qǐ(🍔)ng )喜欢我》有了跨(🚨)(kuà(🐽) )时空的酷(♎)(kù(🤪) )儿对(duì )话……(🎻)本片以近(jìn )似DJ取样混(🎰)(hú(🔬)n )音之(zhī )拼贴(🔀)手法,打开(kāi )了(🔤)虚构与史实(shí(🧕) )间的神(🗄)秘黑洞,大量援(📮)引(🔶)电影(yǐng )名场(💺)景与历史(shǐ )典(🎸)(diǎn )故,穿越时空(kōng )与各(🔧)种语境,重写、(🃏)改写、乱(luà(🚅)n )写(🎧),全面毁坏(huài )观(📗)众的三观!这(zhè )是一部(🔶)政(🐢)(zhèng )治复(fù )仇(😍)预言,杂揉讽(fě(⏮)ng )刺喜剧、生态(tài )恐怖(😃)与公路电影(yǐ(😂)ng )类(🍆)型,写(xiě )下(💭)澳(🖨)(ào )洲国族神话(✖)从未(wèi )被纪录的(de )史诗(🆘)(shī(🏓) )篇章。
是要怪(🌴)整(zhěng )蠱的一方(📱)(fāng ),還(hái )是要怪被整蠱(🌦)的(de )一方?哇!整(❗)(zhě(📺)ng )人大賞2018 即將(🧚)開演(yǎn )。空前絕(📥)後 哇(wa )!整人大賞2018,這(zhè )裡(🌆)是藝人與藝(yì(🤗) )人之間你整(🕛)蠱(🗽)(yě )我,我整蠱你(🤱),相互整蠱,完(wán )全無敵(🍆),空(👣)前絕(jué )後的(🎗)綜藝節目(mù )。
本(🕚)片讲述了女(nǚ )主角之(🏳)间(jiān )的竞(jìng )技(😱)对(👃)决和爱情(👏)纠(⬛)(jiū )葛的故事(shì(🍓) ),在(zài )生与死、爱与恨(📎)(hè(✈)n )、真相与(yǔ(👠) )谎言(yán )中她们(🛃)所发生的(de )不可思议(yì(🔃) )的人(rén )生转变(🥓)。
"Heidi (Osment), who initially left her small town of Pleasant Valley with the dream of one day becoming a successful painter, has put her own art on hold to excel as an art gallery curator. Now, a week before the gallery's big Christmas party, she must return home to watch her niece and nephew. She comes face to face with her high school love, Chris, now a teacher, who is in over his head after he must find a new last-minute location for the Christmas dance. Heidi offers to help him and together they discover a beautiful place for the dance, perfectly capturing the Christmas spirit, called Wonderland Farms. The more time Heidi spends in Pleasant Valley decorating for the Christmas SnowBall, the more she finds herself inspired to start painting again. With Christmas fast approaching, Heidi soon becomes torn between the life she built in the city and the life she is surprisingly charmed by back in Pleasant Valley, embracing her true passion."
Tout va pour le mieux dans la vie sans histoires de Fanny... jusqu'au jour où(🎾) elle découvre que son fils chéri, Arthur, 9 ans, est le bouc émissaire de trois garçons de son é(💪)cole. Fanny ne laissera pas seul son fils face à ses petits bourreaux : elle va rendre à ces sales gosses la monnaie de leur pièce. Coups fourrés et pièges de cours de ré(💷)cré, désormais ce sera "oeil pour oeil et dent pour dent".